Die a Purple Death

A blog filled with cats... and me.
I'm 18, I'm from America, and my boyfriend's pretty cool <3

knivesenough-toleavescars

staystreets:
“ fall-out-boy:
“ on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
”
on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
” — staystreets:
fall-out-boy:
on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

knivesenough-toleavescars Source: fall-out-boy

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

healerlesbian

healerlesbian

minor-headaches-deactivated2018

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

minor-headaches-deactivated2018 Source: dutchster

flomation

daftpenetration:
“ adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:
“ drbuttocks:
“ thats-so-meme:
“ how
”
now
”
Brown
”
cow
” — daftpenetration:
adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:
drbuttocks:
thats-so-meme:
how
now
Brown
cow

flomation Source: grindlebone

gettingsweptaways

person: How's college going?
me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident

gettingsweptaways Source: officialadult

motherlight

uberchain:
“
” — uberchain:

uberchain:

motherlight Source: memewhore

4gifs

4gifs:
“Gettin real tired of your shit, human. [video]
” — 4gifs:
Gettin real tired of your shit, human. [video]

4gifs Source: forgifs.com

gnarly

stunningpicture:
“ PETA was in town the other day, protesting the abuse of animals and handing out stickers. I gave one to my cat.
” — stunningpicture:
PETA was in town the other day, protesting the abuse of animals and handing out stickers. I gave one to my cat.

gnarly

gnarly

fangirlingdragon:

yghe:
marcgiela:
lmao i put plaster on my fingers
WHAT IF THATS WHAT THEY DID IN GREECE AND ROME AND ALL THHOSE STATUES ARE ACTUALLY DEAD PEOPLE COVERED IN PLASTER WHAT CAUSE THEY LOK SO REALISTIC
write a book

gnarly Source: marcgiela

toocooltobehipster

toocooltobehipster Source: lindsayolohan

yaoilover95

clintbartoon:
“ my school bag is so heavy that when i put it in the passenger seat my car thinks someone is sitting there and will not stop beeping until i put the seatbelt on and i just
” — clintbartoon:
my school bag is so heavy that when i put it in the passenger seat my car thinks someone is sitting there and will not stop beeping until i put the seatbelt on and i just

yaoilover95 Source: clintbartoon

warsandburntcities

queerpoc:
cleolinda:
cinematicnomad:
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

queerpoc:
cleolinda:
cinematicnomad:
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

warsandburntcities Source: cinematicnomad

sotiredyetsowired

stunningpicture:
“ If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid
” — stunningpicture:
If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid

sotiredyetsowired

sotiredyetsowired

firedancerforever:
“ immaculattea:
“ anpanderp:
“ wrong door
”
WRONG DOOR
”
#PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
” — firedancerforever:
immaculattea:
anpanderp:
wrong door
WRONG DOOR
#PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

sotiredyetsowired Source: anpandough